Keep Da Peace Yo

(Source: phantomgaylord)

toastoat:

please look at this dog that was sitting at starbucks

toastoat:

please look at this dog that was sitting at starbucks

Is this kid my grandpa

Is this kid my grandpa

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solonelycubone:

best cosplay ever.

2048 | Michael Cera

kabinessence:

Michael Cera // 2048

In case you missed it, Michael Cera dropped an album.

And it’s amazing

Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

discarde-thought-s:

American Black Bear. A familiar sight in Yellowstone National Park - bear begging for food.

discarde-thought-s:

American Black Bear. A familiar sight in Yellowstone National Park - bear begging for food.

Winter comes by
and the cold dark
consumes you

You let the pieces fall
but they always seem
to come back together

So you hold on to your hat
praying no one notices auburn
tears streaking through forlorn
faces

Searching for distraught
hoping for anguish
tying shoes in which
the laces always come
undone

So what is death
when drinks of all things
start to seem less to you?

What is life
when fate, of all things
starts to crumble away?

An older poem I wrote. This one hasn’t been posted before.

A sip they said
only a sip they said
and your mind would be totally free

But later that day
the announcement came
that the group had died afraid

I grabbed the glass
my hands shaking
and looked my peers in the eye

You shall regret this
a voice told me
I shrugged it off looking away

It had been small, but loud
it had been minimal, but over encompassing

The winds of time blew through that room
shook its foundation to the core

I sat and pondered
glass in hand

What could have caused such a blunder

The roof shook off
its wrings spread
and it flew away

The house in which we all sat
rose up as well
and carried us across the city

Such sights I had never seen before
such feelings I had never felt

Describing such a thing
would be like describing
the foundations of the Roman Empire

From Noble, to Peasant

The house, how it flew!
Beyond the sky, and further still

'Til we god damn near touched the stars

But later that day,
I felt a pain far too great
and realized
the voice had been right

A bit of a variation of a poem I have posted on my wattpad

A horsefly wedding has a masculine guestlist
A funeral home is a foolproof investment
Print may be dead but the bloggers make typos
A regional manager’s a Japanese daimyo

And I just sing cause I can’t shout
I swam to find out how to drown
My followers will follow me
And our network will kill the king

Curse me in capital letters
Bring home my ribcage bones
And spit my speeches back at the sky
I’m overgrown

Correct you to death if you question my birthright
Circled in red like a pen to a knife fight
You’re wrong, that’s your right, go and stick to your sunsets
I’ll stick to breathing invisible subtexts

Curse me in capital letters
Bring home my ribcage bones
And spit my speeches back at the sky
I’m overgrown

from 9th grade when I wanted to be a songwriter ~ Kolsti Nguyen  (via postmetakolsti)

War and Lemonade

Tear gas trails through
cheeks of rubble

While little bombs make
lemonade and pie

The world won’t stop spinning
though the bullets do

And I still look down dresses
of marmalade and pie

With naught but a pistol to
fire at the weak

So gather around my children
and listen to me speak

Chicken wings and Portuguese
make for a nice night

But machine guns and tanks
would beg to disagree

PSA

I’m going to be posting all the poetry I write on here. If you don’t like it, block the tag “kinda poetry”

Tetris

I see the wind bellow
it stands up
it roars

The pasty white
that is my skin
stands down
explores

So walking forward under
the yellow bridges turned blue
I see a change in tempo, in style
and in mood

The random speaks without a mic
so it goes unheard like some church mice, yet here I stand, in pasty white

With some shit on my shirt
It says “look at me I’m cool”

postmetakolsti:

There goes my hip hop career

postmetakolsti:

There goes my hip hop career

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)